Things that should be illegal

The front of 1234

In light of this past weekend, there are some things that were just too ridiculous, too much to handle, too unbeleivable, that they should be illegal. Here is the list of FIVE.

1. 1234 aka the greatest club ever. EVER. In my LIFE I have never seen a place like this. Here is the formula:
Take an old church-like structure. Put a DJ on the altar with huge coloured screens behind him. Light the bar with cool blue lights. Make the drinks incredibly cheap for a place like this. Play house in the club, hip hop in the lounge.

After you have all that, take the most beautiful girl that you can possibly fathom. Then make her 100 times hotter. Dress her in stilettos, a skirt, and accessorize, but not to the point of excess. Give her a french accent. Multiply her by 400. And put them in the club. Order lots of drinks... and buckle your seatbelt. It's about to get crazy.

Therefore, illegal.


The lobby of 1234

Thanks to Patricia, Guljan, Rashna, and Kathleen for coming out. Part 2, anyone?

2. Clubs at the top of skyscrapers aka 737. Awesome views, lots of liquor = trouble. And by trouble, I mean amazingness. Illegal.


View from the ground


Going up?


View from the terrasse




3. French-speaking Asian girls. WOW.
Me: "Moi, je peux le traduire pour ça." (where ça = Amit)
Them: *break out into laughter*

Paul: 0... French-speaking Asian girls: 1.

Still waiting for them to email me the picture we took. DEFINATELY should be illegal.

4. Bands that put on ridiculous concerts even though you don't even know what songs they are playing but nonetheless it becomes the best concert you've ever been to. Radiohead, how do you plead? "Guilty, your honour." ILLEGAL.

5. Side-splittingly funny British television shows aka The Office.
Gareth: "She's dead..."
David Brent: "No she's not dead."
Laughing uncontrollably at work while trying to explain the joke to co-workers is definately not good for productivity. ILLEGAL.


So there you have it. 5 things that after this weekend, should be illegal for the sake of the health of people like me.

Thanks to Amit, Tom, and Ray for the great visit.