More lessons learned

Finally checked out Cafe Campus last night for a McGill end-of-exams party. This place is a complete dive, but has a fun, relaxed atmosphere. Typical campus bar-type place.

Some more lessons learned:

1. "$7 dollar pitchers" does NOT mean "Drink as much beer as you can because it's $7 dollar pitchers." Similar to the "It's all you can eat, not all you can carry" argument at buffets.

2. Inebriation makes speaking French easier. Because I think I had a conversation with the cabbie entirely in French. I have NO idea what I said. Then again, I could've just been repeating "Oui c'est ça."

3. Shish Taouk doesn't prevent hangovers. However, this wonderful Lebanese delight (chicken in a pita) does taste mighty fine after a night of heavy drinking.

4. Tuesday is before Wednesday. And Wednesday is not Saturday. Therefore, one must go to work on Wednesday. Sitting at your desk popping Cheerios with your right hand while holding your head up with your left hand does not constitute work.

I'm way too old for this.