The greatest conversation EVER

This happened today at 3:16 PM EST, while I was at work.
Funny selections have been bolded and italicized.

Feraz: EHHHH

me: EHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Feraz: whats up
HUUUGE

me: WHAT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
YEYEYEYEYE

Feraz: im uploading some pics

me: fucking sweet

Feraz: hahah
are u stoned

me: lol no
i'm at work

Feraz: NICE
guy
omg
this weekend

me: listening to "i'm in luv wit a stripper"

Feraz: i thought of u when i was in the club
so ill describe the scene

me: lol ok

Feraz: we met some american [-----] in the hostel... petar and i (petar is ricky's friend) went to the club
it ended up being a hip hop club.. good scene
lots of ppl
so these yankee [-----] ended up being there
there was a blonde one that we hadnt met before and she was hot
so within 10 minutes we were grinding them hahah
so we're dancing and shit... and then
HIT EM UP comes on
and literally
i like pushed the girl away so i could dance

me: LOLLLLLL

Feraz: and i was going fucking insane

me: LOLLOLOLLL

Feraz: YOU CLAIM TO BE A PLAYER BUT I FUCKED YA WIFE

me: GUY STOP

Feraz: i was doing gunshot moves and shit

me: I'M DYING

Feraz: YELLING

me: LOLOLOLLLLL

Feraz: WE BUST ON BAD BOYS NIGGAS FUCK FO LIFE
and there were like 10 black guys around

me: I'M LAUGHING OUT LOUD
I DON'T CARE

Feraz: and i didnt care, i was fucking GOING NUTS
and i thought of u

me: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Feraz: i was like "fuck i wish he was here..."
i honest went insane

me: "i like pushed the girl away so i could dance"

Feraz: hahah YEAH

me: LOLLL that's the best ever

Feraz: and get this
so she tried to grab me again to dance.. during hit em up...
when he was like "I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY IM ON DIS TRACK"
and i like dodged her arms
i wasnt having any girls during that song
petar was like "man u went crazy during tupac"
haha

me: LOLL
hahahahahahaha

Feraz: GRAB YA GLOCKS WHEN YA SEE TUPAAAAC
CALL THE COPS WHEN YA SEE TUPAAAAC
WHO SHOT ME BUT YA PUNKS DIDNT FINISH

me: guy i'm putting this convo on my blog
the best ever

Feraz: lol
yes do it

me: lol... man i'm in tears
like i'm crying

Feraz: NOW YA 'BOUT TO FEEL THE WRATH OF THE MENACE
fuck man it was insaaaane good
but nobody loves that song like u
so i was like 'man if he was here... we'd go insane'
they need to play it more in clubs

me: man that was the best ever
"i pushed her away"
lol oh wow
and your friend... "yo you went pretty insane for tupac eh."
LOLLLL

Feraz: hahah yeah
he said that
haha
guy like in ONE second of hearing "I AINT GOT NO FRIENDS" i THREW her away
and i was like "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
and turned my fist into a gun

me: HAHAHAHHA

Feraz: bouncing up and down "DAS WHY I FUCKED YA BITCH"

me: "turned my fist into a gun" LOLLLLL
i can't deal with this

Feraz: yeah man index and middle finger pointed out
man it was an incredible scene

me: this is SO on the blog tonight

Feraz: lol

me: with a picture of your rap album cover

Feraz: HAHAHA
oh man


And there it is.

Have fun in Deutschland a-hole.